I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
can i stay at your place? no hobo
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective